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About Me Member Angelina Jolie Fetishist Mr. HermsgervørdenbrøtbørdaMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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82 FILTHY LIES

Sun Nov 15, 2009, 7:18 PM
Just cause everyone else is doing it ~ And they are actually truths dont worry

YOU'D BETTER READ IT ALL
:P

Tell the truth!

1. Last beverage ? watered down wine. I needed to calm my nerves lol. And my mom gave it to me!
2. Last phone call ? Julia
3. Last text message ? dunno phone isnt with me.
4. Last song you listened to ? Everybody Loves Me
5. Last time you cried ? Friday i think. Or last week... :(

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Dated someone twice ? Nope
2. Been cheated on? ? Nope
3. Kissed someone & regretted it? I've only kissed like 4 chicks ever :P
4. Lost someone special? ? No not really
5. Been depressed? ? No. I just SUCK at dealing with stress
6. Been drunk and threw up? Never been drunk

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
blue and gold

HAVE YOU:
1. Made new friends ? pssh yeah
2. Fallen out of love ? Don't think so...
3. Laughed until you cried ? Si
4. Met someone who changed you ? OHHHHHH yeah.
5. Found out who your true friends were ? All of them
6. Found out someone was talking about you ? uh alot lol
7. Kissed anyone on your facebook friends list ? ellen caroline and anna oh and lily as a dare and keegan and julia as dares and not on the lips
8. How many people on your facebook friends list do you know in real life ? like 200
9. How many kids do you want to have ? two or three
10. Do you have any pets ? A cat
11. Do you want to change your name ? Nah its fine but i like Matt too
12. What did you do for your last birthday ? WENT TO FLATIRONS AND KEEGAN GOT MY HAT!
13. What time did you wake up today ? 10
14. What were you doing at midnight last night ? BioShock!!!!
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for ? christmas!!
16. Last time you saw your father ? 10 minutes ago. He told me to do homework. Oopsies...
17. One thing you wish you could change about your life ? That things could be... better with certain people
18. What are you listening to right now ? Original Prankster - Offspring
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom ? Tom madden
20. What's getting on your nerves right now? ? Don't even ask...
21. Most visited webpage ? Facebook, dA, Youtube
22. What's your name ? Alex Toll
23. Nicknames ? Alto, toggie, caveman, oerv
24. Relationship Status ? dating...crush on 2 others and in love with someone ELSE... lol
25. Zodiac sign ? Leo
26. Male or female or trans gendered ? Male haha
27. Elementary School? Community Monetessori
28. Middle School ? CHOICE
29. High school ? BOULDA HIIIIIGH
30. Hair color ? Brown.
31. Long or short hair ? Short!!!!
32. Height ? 5'9" (shorty)
33. Do you have a crush on someone? ? Ohhh yeah more than one person :P
34. What do you like about yourself? ? Er... my expressions?
35. Piercings ? NONE. (eew).
36. Tattoos ? None but i think one on my shoulder would be cool
37. Righty or lefty ? Righty

FIRSTS:
38. First surgery ? None
39. First piercing ? None
40. First best friends ? Rachel Culbertson
41. First sport you joined ? Swimming
42. First pet ? A turtle named Fred i think
43. First vacation? No idea haha
44. First crush ? Ayana Otteman in like 4th

RIGHT NOW:
45. Eating ? pizza
46. Drinking ? OJ
47. I'm about to ? Do homeworkkk
48. Listening to ? You're Love is a Song - Switchfoot
49. Waiting for ?

YOUR FUTURE:
50. Want kids? ? Why not
51. Want to get married? ? Hard to think about now
52. Careers in mind? ? Director, writer, actor?

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX (OR SAME IF YOUR LIKE THAT)?
53. Lips or eyes ? EYES!!
54. Hugs or kisses ? Hugs
55. Shorter or taller ? Doesnt really matter
56. Older or Younger ? Either
57. Romantic or spontaneous ? Spontaneous
58. Nice stomach or nice arms ? Tummy
59. Sensitive or loud ? Sensitive
60. Hook-up or relationship ? Relationship.
61. Trouble maker or hesitant ? Troublemakerrr

HAVE YOU EVER:
62. Kissed a stranger ? Nope
63. Drank hard liquor ? No
64. Lost glasses/contacts ? Dont have em
65. Sex on first date ? No hahaha
66. Broken someone's heart ? dont THINK so
67. Had your own heart broken ? No, it's just taken a few bad punches lately :/
68. Turned someone down ? Yeah :( I felt so bad
69. Cried when someone died ? Havent had anyone really close die...
70. Liked a friend that is a boy? ? ...No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
71. Yourself ? Not really
72. Miracles ? ...Sure?
73. Love at first sight ? Nah just crushes
74. Heaven ? Dunno
75. Friends ? HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!
76. Kiss on the first date? ? Yes!! And I have!! :)
78. Angels ? Hmm idk

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
79. Is there one person you want to be with right now? ? Well there's more than one but yeah there're some special ones too
80. Who is it? ? Timmi, Erin or Keegan, Ben, Dak, Chauzer or any of you guys
81. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? ? No I haven't had enough yet

82. Posting this as 82 Truths? ? Nope

  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Listening to: Kryptonite

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I was born 14 years ago in Colorado. My father was the inventor of the paper clip and my mother was GLaDOS. When I was 3, I accidentally broke onto a transcontinental jet, thinking it was the candy store. I was raised by wild sea zebras in Sicily. By my eighth birthday, I had constructed a raft out of banana peels and llama fur and sailed to the UK. I learned modern culture rapidly and could calculate quantum mechanics by the time I was 10. Soon I was found by Angelina Jolie's long-lost sister, Yütte Eingløten-Jolie, who was on her way to Canada. She had been banished to the Southern Hemisphere seven thousand years ago when she challenged Jolie's awesome might, and army of adopted Vietnamese children (The Vietnamese are incredibly proficient fighters, even in the larval stage). She was returning to Canada because she had found the one woman who's sexiness and power rivaled Jolie's - Megan Fox, and was holding her captive. I fell in love with Megan, and we hastily escaped Yutte's clutches and ran away to Boulder to get married. Also i like art.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The proud nation of Kiss-My-Anthia!
  • Interests: Art, flash, movies, books, your girlfriend and/or your mom, stories, pieces of eden, funny stuff.
  • Favourite movie: Tansformers, PotC, the Dark Knight and Role Models
  • Favourite artist: Proffate, ryanide, and zeurel
  • Favourite game: Assassin's Creed, Oblivion, Prototype and the Orange Box
  • Favourite cartoon character: HATTICUS.
  • Personal Quote: "police cars dont have bikes on the back."
  • Tools of the Trade: the ASHPD.

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... OF DOOM!
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Im gonna be passing you in amount of pageviews soon. I don't really deserve it cause i don't really post any art and my drawings aren't as good as yours. less than 50 away

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Thanks for the watch

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518 behind you now

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DUDE YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO STOP LETTING PEOPLE GET ON YOUR FACEBOOK. SOMETIMES I NEED TO SERIOUSLY TALK TO YOU AND INSTEAD I GET SOME WEIRDO WHO'S ON YOUR ACCOUNT. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD AND DON'T TELL IT TO ANYONE!

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